{"title":"Blunt \u0026 Cleaving Weapons","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"thigh-bone","title":"Thigh Bone","description":"\u003cp\u003eCertain props simply speak for themselves. The Thigh Bone is one such delightfully bizarre item that belongs equally well in nearly any environment. In a crypt? Yeah. Unearthed by a manic goblin? Sure. Clutched in an ancient skeleton's bony hands or waved about the head by a mad cultist? Yes and yes. Whatever it is, whether it's a relic, a bludgeoning tool, or a strange trinket, it's the kind of thing that makes people stop and wonder, \"Wait, is that a leg bone?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring around 40 cm long and shaped like a stylized human femur, the Thigh Bone is an ideal balance of realism and theatrics. The surface is detailed with texture, cracks, dimples, and weathered coloration, giving it the appearance of an old bone pulled from a tomb or battlefield. From afar, it might fool the eye. Up close, it's a prop, but one that will withstand the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from solid PU foam with a durable internal core, it’s lightweight, strong, and safe for LARP combat (though it leans on the firmer side of things). Whether you’re swinging it as a makeshift club, gesturing wildly during a necromantic ritual, or bonking your way through a tavern brawl, this thing can take a bit of rough play. And it looks ridiculous doing it in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere’s no right or wrong way to use this bone. Maybe it’s the sacred thigh of a martyred prophet. Maybe it’s your goblin’s chew toy. Perhaps your archaeologist character has just discovered it and doesn’t quite know what to do with it. Or maybe it’s your go-to backup weapon when everything else fails. It’s weird, it’s versatile, and it’s a whole lot of fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for fantasy, post-apocalyptic, horror, or even comedic LARP settings, the Thigh Bone fits into a wide range of costumes and characters. Add it to a shaman’s belt, a necromancer’s altar, a skeleton warrior’s kit, or a deranged druid’s staff collection. However you use it, you’ll probably get questions and maybe a few laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 40 cm long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaped like a stylized human thigh bone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from tough PU foam with a solid core\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTextured, hand-painted surface for an aged, realistic look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for combat use (firm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for LARP, cosplay, theatre, or display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to carry, store, and integrate into any outfit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for characters who collect bones, worship bones, or just like to hit people with bones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don’t always need a weapon with a name. Sometimes, a big ol’ bone will do the trick.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Epic Armoury","offers":[{"title":"Bone White","offer_id":47022541209731,"sku":"32920140","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/9452\/6339\/files\/3292-thigh-bone-01.jpg?v=1777049478"},{"product_id":"footmans-mace","title":"Footmans Mace","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003eEpic Armoury\u003c\/span\u003e’s Footman’s Mace is a low-fantasy latex weapon designed to intimidate armoured knights on the battlefield. The\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003emace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis 80 cm with a small 11 cm long flanged head designed to penetrate chainmail and plate alike. Each of the six flanges is 8 cm long and V-shaped, realistically sculpted to appear riveted. The haft is hexagonal with sculpted and handpainted iron bands to serve as optional grips and structural support. Top-grain leather wraps around the 18 cm handle, giving this\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan translate=\"no\" lang=\"en\" class=\"notranslate\"\u003emace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ean exceptionally durable grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable closed cell foam around a fiberglass core and finished with a strong latex coating, you can feel confident that your LARP weapon will provide the safety and appeal you want when crafting your kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHISTORY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlange would have been designed to penetrate armour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaces were first designed to cause harm without penetrating armour due to the force of their blows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCommonly made of iron, but also occasionally copper and bronze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Epic Armoury","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47272969011331,"sku":"15870150","price":92.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/9452\/6339\/files\/1587-footmans-mace-01.jpg?v=1781189742"}],"url":"https:\/\/battleready.shop\/collections\/blunt-cleaving-weapons.oembed","provider":"Battle Ready Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}